Agent Fox Winos, on a fashion assignment, reporting from the stage in Agora, Pyr:

In this time of jolly season preparation, the Homins still found the time to take a break from chores and came to Pyr to enjoy Snow White and the somewhat depleted numbers of trykers. Four of them were unfortunately too busy digging to enter the stage. The Queen was as wicked as ever and her Mirror took great pleasure in telling her so. Their outfits were pleasingly gloomy, sending shivers down the spine of the audience.

Snow White was the most gorgeous serving wench in the four lands and not a speck was spotted on her impeccable dress. Surprisingly, the Prince Charming matched her outfit admirably and they made a stunning couple. No great surprise that Snow White got her prince and all cheered with joy, shedding not a few tears. The question however, remains...what happened to the Wicked Queen? Will there be a follow up? Is the prince really what he claims to be? Could he be in league with the Queen?

These are interesting questions for the future, but let us not forget the Worst Dressed Homin competition after the play. It never fails to amaze me how utterly bad some combinations of outfits can be, just top with some horrid hairstyles and ghastly tattoos, and you have a winner. In this case the winner was Threbus, with Tygg breathing down his neck and Vinnie as a good third. They were all three awarded a festive candy stick to further raise the level of bad dress code.

Agent Fox Winos, over and out.

PS: The remaining three trykers could well have entered the competition after the panto and would have stood a good chance of also going home with a candy cane!

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