A large crowd of homins gathered at the Eastmarket bar in Fairhaven last night in a bid to assist Marshal Rehn with some advice he needed. The barmaids were reportedly rushed off their feet serving drinks, and extra staff was called in to help.

The Marshal needed advice on wooing a Trykerette who still remains nameless. Amid the heavy drinking much advice was given to the Marshal, although whether he will remember it in the morning is another matter.

The last that was seen of the Marshal was the splash as he hit the water in confusion in a hurry to make his way to a meeting that he was apparently late for.

Our reporter could not yet dare to guess how the unfortunate marshal’s love life will turn out.

Stay tuned and keep an eye out for the Marshal, Homins.

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