This morning when I left my apartment, I found this message attached to my door with a large dagger, it may be of further interest to those of you that missed the Worm last night in Pyr.

Hey, Lanist ole buddy! I know you have ways of getting information out on the sly, put this where those Idol contestants can see it would ya? I met a girl that writ what I said last night so I’ll let her do the hard work of finishin des message.

Yo Lanist, I’m Cyndi, I met tall dark and ugly here last night and he insists that I write for you what went on at the Yubo’s Leg last night, these are his words mind you, not mine, though I admit that his plans sound like a good bit of fun.

Wormy’s words of wisdom;

Ok ya mugs, here’s the deal See? Yea the deal. I’m gonna tell the sucker….. erm… I mean Celon that there’s a Goth party gonna be at the Matis Arena See? And I wants ta hire him to do the best dressed Goth judging See?

So he’s supposed ta come here to da Yubos Leg fer a bit of a meetin. See? Yarrr, now you mugs should be hangin around here dressed in black see? Kinda Goth like…. Besides the blood from later won’t show as bad, Harrrr, Harrrr. And you mugs, send ole Celon a lot of drinks See?

After he gets good and loosened up, I’ll tell him we gots ta go to da Arena to have him figure where he wants ta judge from See?

Harrrrr, Harrrrr, once we gets him in the Arena, aren’t no coppers or anyone can interfere wit our bit of fun See? Anything goes in the Arena, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I’ll get him out in the center of da Arena and you mugs follow us from Pyr and come on in through the entrance so da bum can’t escape See? I’m teleportin meself, none of this runnin around fer me, See?

Don’t use swords or nukes, that’s to darn fast fer the likes of Celon, use yer fists and kick him around, more fun that way and he lasts longer, See? If the ninny dies too fast, then Rez the sucker a few times so everyone gets a chance at em.

You mugs got that? I’m thinking that Saturday, March 4th around 9:00pm GMT and Erm…. That would be….ah…. *counts on his toes* Arrrrrr, that be, 4:00pm EST.

And all I’m askin ya mugs to do is every now and then stop in and see my good friend the Barman over there and make sure that your ole buddy Wormys bar tab is kept paid off fer the next month, See?

Well, do we have a deal?


That’s about all I remember Lanny honey, that Wormy was filling me with Stinga rum and KamiBlast the whole time.

 

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