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Those creepy Karavan leaders

To The Editor,


I see that “A Concerned Citizen” has managed to escape his keepers for one more day. With all the time he takes on these absurd ‘conspiracy of the Kami’ theories, one wonders how he has time to clean his room and make sure that no Kami are hiding under his bed.

Of course, since his room is obviously in some alternate dimension where common sense is missing, the travel time is probably eats into his cleaning time.

Meanwhile, back on the real world, the rest of us understand that the Kami are a kind and gentle people and deserve our gratitude for all the good they have done for homins.

If a finger should be pointed anywhere, it is at those creepy Karavan leaders; now, those people are strange!


Sincerely,

A Grateful Citizen

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