The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor
Episode 4
Macro Mayhem
Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..
MOTD "Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious."
WELCOME TO RYZOM ..
roxxor
“Hey nub, grp me and attack somthin” /invite /macro1
dweeb
“Good day mighty warrior, you look ready to take an outpost solo”
<dweeb equips pistol>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 40 >
<roxxor targets roaming yubo>
<roxxor shouts “TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE”>
<roxxor casts root spell on roaming yubo>
<roaming yubo is rooted to the spot>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 30>
<roaming yubo dies>
roxxor
“Its my combat macro…. I assist what u attack using my root spell…dey freeze in fear wen they ear my battle shout ……..LOLZ “
dweeb
“cool, I see You have become proficient in your skills mighty Lord Roxxor”
roxxor
“lets go hunt some skins dweeb”
Dweeb and Roxxor search for a secluded spot where the wildlife is plentiful..and more important…..quite safe for them to hunt as a team…eventually they come upon a clearing that suits their purpose, It is empty of Homins except for Two digging quietly in the distance.
dweeb
“Hello there fellow homins, I am Dweeb the scholar and this is my warrior companion the mighty Lord Roxxor” /bow
mephisto
“im working as his careplanner and we are getting some really good digs now”
dinglebus
“hi there, my wife and me are still getting used to this game..its really cool digging as a team..our guild even gave us a Mektoub to carry the stuff, want to join our guild they will give you a Mektoub too”
<dinglebus pats weakling mektoub packer>
dweeb
“thankyou for your generous offer but I have already pledged my allegiance to others” /bow
roxxor
“cool, tell your guild to send me a tell if they want a warrior.”
dweeb
“We will be hunting over yonder and will keep the area safe for you to continue digging in peace” /bow
<dinglebus waves to dweeb>
<dinglebus waves to roxxor>
<mephisto waves>
roxxor
“later digger dudes”
dweeb
“lets start over by the hill and we can see all around us, I will use my pistol and you ‘freeze’ them with your mighty voice Lord Roxxor” /run
roxxor
“my lil bro says hi dweeb”
dweeb
“(ooc(hi there little roxxor)) *dweeb waves at roxxors brother from inside the computer screen*
roxxor
“goin afk for 10 mate, I follow and macro..K ?” /target dweeb /follow /macro1
dweeb
(ooc(ok))
<roxxor is afk reading his newspaper in the toilet>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 60 >
<roxxor targets roaming yubo>
<roxxor shouts “TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE”>
<roxxor casts root spell on roaming yubo>
<roaming yubo is rooted to the spot>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 50>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 50>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 50>
<roaming yubo dies>
dweeb
“Come mighty warrior let us slay those that would harm the peaceful homin who farm the land here”
<roxxor is afk reading his newspaper in the toilet>
<roxxor follows dweeb>
<dweeb shoots dangerous ragus>
<roxxor targets dangerous ragus>
<roxxor shouts “TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE”>
**PLAYER DWEEB IS LD**
<player dweeb unknown or not online>
<cannot assist unknown or not online player>
<roxxor follows dangerous ragus>
<dinglebus digs resources>
<mephisto careplan is a success>
<dangerous ragus hits weakling mektoub packer for 40>
<roxxor targets weakling mektoub packer>
<roxxor shouts “TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE”>
<roxxor casts root spell on weakling mektoub packer>
<weakling mektoub packer is rooted to the spot>
<dangerous ragus hits weakling mektoub packer for 60>
<dangerous ragus hits weakling mektoub packer for 90>
< weakling mektoub packer dies>
<roxxor follows dangerous ragus>
dinglebus
“HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT TO OUT MEK FOR ?????”
<roxxor is afk reading his newspaper in the toilet>
<dangerous ragus hits mephisto for 40>
<roxxor targets mephisto>
<roxxor shouts “TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE”>
<roxxor casts root spell on mephisto>
<mephisto is rooted to the spot>
<dangerous ragus hits mephisto for 80>
<dangerous ragus hits mephisto for 70>
<mephisto dies>
<roxxor follows dangerous ragus>
dinglebus
“STOP ATTACKING MY WIFE OR I WILL COME AROUND YOUR HOUSE AND KICK YOUR NUTS INTO ORBIT AND REPORT YOU TO THE CSR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
<roxxor is afk reading his newspaper in the toilet>
<dangerous ragus hits dinglebus for 60>
<roxxor targets dinglebus >
<roxxor shouts “TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE”>
<roxxor casts root spell on dinglebus >
<dinglebus is rooted to the spot>
<dangerous ragus hits dinglebus for 90>
<dangerous ragus hits dinglebus for 70>
< dinglebus dies>
<roxxor follows dangerous ragus>
dweeb
“(OOC(Roxxor my computer froze, where are you))
{csr message – the player account you attempted to contact is not currently available}