The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor
Episode 9
Reality Roleplaying
Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..
MOTD " Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.”
WELCOME TO RYZOM ..
Roxxor
“Hey Dweeb….look at what my new guild the sirens of sensuality gave me, new armour with loads of powerups”
Dweeb
“(ooc) nice looking armour, what are the enhancements ?”
Roxxor
“Well let me see…..it gives me more hp, stam, and focus……..even got massive dodge bonus, even the big mobs cant hit me now…I call it me personal tank.”
Dweeb
“(ooc) you know that your guild is karavan don’t you ?”
Roxxor
“with armour handouts like this they can be klingon for all I care m8 …LOLZ!!!!!!!”
Dweeb
“(ooc) but this means we cannot be friends “
Roxxor
“what are you talking about you noob ?”
Dweeb
“(ooc) the lords guild are Kami followers, they have sworn an oath of allegiance, in fact their entire existance is focused on the ways of Ma-duk who champions the cause of the true people of Atys, known as the Kami homin. They make it their purpose in life to oppose the aggressors who follow jenna, the invaders of Atys who are here to destroy the planet in their quest to remove all the resources…..erm..and replace it with goo .”
Roxxor
“WTF are you talking about dweeb ?, have you been at the happy weed man ?......or are you sipping vodka there ?”
Dweeb
“(ooc) have you aware of the two factions that dominate the war here in Ryzom Roxxor ?, it’s not just guild give me this…..guild give me that you know…some folk actually take the history of Atys seriously, it’s called LORE !!!!!”
Roxxor
“wow man, take a chill pill…..you really are taking this RP serious……HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….and LOLZ !!!!!”
Dweeb
“Are you really so blinded by ….bribery…..that you cannot see that you are selling your very soul to the Karavan corruption ?”
Roxxor
“You are jealous man…..come on admit it, you chose the weak side and you wont admit it…..come to my new guild and I will get them to give you some of this cool armour too”
Dweeb
“You would throw away your oath of loyalty to the Lost order of Knights, then ridicule all we stand for …and then further this by attempting to influence me in their subversive and destructive doctrine that seeks to oppress and destroy all that the Kami stand for ?..i decline your…bribe..and further more…I relinquish our friendship and release you formally from the oath of loyalty you have taken to the LOOK guild…be free my ex-friend, and find to your cost, to the eternall damnation of your soul…that the path of greed and self gratification is something you will ultimately regret throughout your eternal damnation !!!!”
Roxxor
“so you don’t want any armour then ?”
Dweeb
“(ooc) it is obvious you and I have nothing in common any more..so I have added you to my ignore list.” /ignoreroxxor
<player dweeb is ignoring you>
Roxxor
“Wow dweeb, you really do have a thorn in your ass on this one don’t you”
<player dweeb is ignoring you>
Roxxor
“Geez man if it upsets you so much I will stay in the LOOK guild”
<roxxor has been removed from the Lost order of Knights>
Roxxor
“Now you really are taking the P**s m8tey, “
<player dweeb is ignoring you>
Roxxor
“Hey there Boobs4U”
Boobs4u
“Hey there Roxy, hey there Dweeb, howa are you guys doin ?”
Dweeb
“Hello Princess Boobs4U, I am fine…but Roxxor here has been subverted by the evil and malignant force we know as the Karavan.”
Roxxor
“well apart from fancy pants here putting me on his ignore list, all is fine.”
Boobs4u
“you guys are arguing ?”
Roxxor
“all I did was show him my new armour….then he got all uppity and jealous on me”
Dweeb
“our so called…friend …….has thrown aside our values and joined the karavan in oppressing the homin of Atys, and this makes in untenable to continue our friendship….it is just to hurting to me to see a former friend fall into the influence of a cruel manipulator and pretender such as jenna.”
Boobs4u
“I am sure you guys can work it out..remember it is a game !!!....helloooooo, anyone remember that little , but important detail ?”
Roxxor
“Hey, don’t look at me, tell that to the noob greenpeace activist there !!!!, he puit me on his ignore list”
Boobs4u
“is that true dweeb ?”
Dweeb
“I refuse to listen to the propaganda they use to indoctrinate the new recruits to the karavan princess boobs4u”
Roxxor
“They gave me a suit of armour you F*****G D**KHEAD !!”
<player dweeb is ignoring you>
Boobs4u
“I cannot believe you are doing this dweeb, you two guys have been friends for so long, you really need to take a raincheck on this mate”
Dweeb
“(OOC) if I associate with roxxor the karavan will learn the kami battle tactics and where will that leave us on OP battles ?”
Roxxor
“geez man, if it upsets you so much I will give the armour back.”
<player dweeb is ignoring you>
Boobs4u
“roxxor will eave the karavan guild dweeb”
Dweeb
“(OOC ) and he will stay Kami ?”
Roxxor
“FFS…yes I will stay kami if it keeps you knickers from twisting”
<player dweeb is ignoring you>
Boobs4u
“He said he will stay away from the karavan guilds dweeb”
Dweeb
“And he will stay true to the word of the ma-duk and live the life of a homin helping others ?”
Roxxor
“I swear boobs…I am going to enter an OP battle and target an annoying little S**T named DWEEB every F*****G chance I get !!!!!!!!”
Boobs4u
“erm….yes he said he will stay away from the karavan”
Dweeb
“Then I am pleased to announce that I have driven out the false words of heresy from this poor wretch named Roxxor, and I can again call him friend and ally” /removeignore roxxor
Boobs4u
“ok roxxor you can speak to him now, got to go now…I hope I can leave you two together without more probs”
Roxxor
“sure boobs, I think we are fine here now dweeb has calmed down”
Dweeb
“(ooc) geez roxxor…you seem to have problems separating rp from rl !”
<roxxor gives a surprised look to dweeb>