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The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 10
A strange encounter

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
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MOTD "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..


Mysterious Stranger
“Good evening young Homin, Are you aware I have been watching ?”


Roxxor
“eh ?...you new here m8”

Mysterious Stranger
“Do you know the name Oba ?”

Roxxor
“sure I know oba one kenobe..but I was told you could not use names from other games here ??”

Mysterious Stranger
“It has been a long time since I walked these plains, Are you aware that a mighty army once stood on these very hills ?”

Roxxor
“Cooooolll……was there an OP here then ?”

Mysterious Stranger
“Over there once stood a mighty city that stretched as far as the eye could view my fine young Homin”

Roxxor
“I have not seen that on my map…was that the temple war thing where the top pvp guys got the cool tags ”

Mysterious Stranger
“You are a wise homin who knows his history, what is your name ?”

Roxxor
“wanted to call myself Conan……….. but that was already taken, so I used the name of my cousins dog Roxxor …LOLZ !!!”

Mysterious Stranger
“I will know you as Roxxor the….wise henceforth”

Roxxor
“man you sure are weird……………wise roxxor…..lolz, dweeb will want to know wtf you are on when I tell him that”

Mysterious Stranger
“Wisdom is knowing how to interpret your surroundings…would you agree Roxxor the wise ?”

Roxxor
“I know where to find vorax when I grind them if that is what you mean”

Mysterious Stranger
“More…….subtle than that my friend, let me give you an example”

Roxxor
“sure, go ahead matey”

Mysterious Stranger
“Look at our feet and see the delicate grass gently swaying in the gentle breeze, and above us the mighty tree rustles it’s leaves in response to movement the warm evening air…..yet it is the mighty tree that will fall as it stands in defiance to the storm, and at our feet the fragile grass will survive because it is flexible enough to give no resistance to the mighty wind…do you see how power can be deceptive young homin ?”

Roxxor
“Not really..I have a naff graphic card and cant display the high stuff..i keep saying I need a new one, the new dx10 job is out now and that really looks cool….that will show me the trees falling over I bet”

Mysterious Stranger
“You misunderstand me Roxxor the……….wise…….It is merely an Analogy I offer. One to explain A way of homins to survive the coming changes ”

Roxxor
“wow, do I feel stupid…..yeah I understand now you put it that way. I have an analogy to pollen myself and have to take inhaler for it. If I don’t take it it looks like I am crying…do you get that ?”

Mysterious Stranger
“I assure you I understand the feeling young Roxxor…the…………..wise” *Roll eyes*

<Mysterious stranger rolls his eyes at Roxxor>

Roxxor
“So the trees are gonna make us homin get analoges then…..is that like virus warefare. I bet the zorai will be fine with those gas masks they wear…HAHA !!!”

Mysterious Stranger
“I see the time is upon me to leave you…Travel safe young Homin and be aware of the coming storm……..tell your friends to prepare…..prepare……prepare…..”

<Mysterious stranger leaves quickly>

Dweeb
“Hey there Roxxor the Mighty, what are you doing out here alone…hunting ?”

Roxxor
“Well I was until an old guy came talking to me..gave me a message to pass on to everyone”

Dweeb
“What old man ?....you mean the travelling stranger ?....what did he say ?”

Roxxor
“It was obe one kenobe and he told me gf are putting in falling trees soon that release some type of analogy that will make all the players cry like little girlies.”

Dweeb
“Pardon ?.....if that is true then how can we prevent this ?”

Roxxor
“don’t know about you but I gonna get me a zorai mask and a directx10 card”

Dweeb
“Wha……where is…….why do you ……..I don’t unders………never mind”