A BRIEF CHARACTER OVERVIEW
SUPER PIGGY
• A great uncouth oafish brute with an insatiable appetite. He loves eating, but not just anyhow, with his snout buried in the swill pot… He is then a rude, crude and greedy hog who gives himself wholly to his vice and feels the need to express his deep-felt satisfaction through every orifice of his massive body (flatulence, burping and grunting).
• A pig-headed simpleton, built like a brick shit house who instinctively breathes in vice, sniffs it out with his snout and is always game for a daring prank. He loves to be “mothered”, lying spread out on his back and having his beer belly scratched. A wary Peeping Tom who loves to touch soft and fluffy things but gets easily carried away and will squeeze and squeeze and squeeze…
• He is a gullible giant, who overestimates his own intelligence the lack of which makes him easy prey to a more cunning mind. Thus he is easily led astray though docilely accepts his fate when he gets the blame for any mischief and doesn't bear a grudge.
• A heavy-handed and sluggish dope who is difficult to stop once he gets trotting. Possesses incredible force, though never loses his temper. His impetuosity (which leaves him open to all sorts of traps), lack of wit and dislike of heights slow down his pace considerably.
SUPER DUCK
• A happy-go-lucky duck, sly as a fox, crafty and intrepid. An imperturbable wisecrack, blasé, definitely a charmer.
• A great screw and knows it. Has nonchalant eyelids and long eyelashes, waddles his large posterior, is proud of his gorgeous livery.
• Possesses a highly developed sense of comfort, has refined tastes. A cool dude, something of an artist, when you think he's doing nothing he's really cooking up some plan.
• A sharp talker with the gift of the gab. Though is unable to pronounce “Cr” which comes out as “Cw”. Consequently he refers to Pamela as the top – the “cweam” – when another animal corrects him saying “queen”, he adamantly says no “queam” as in “queam quackers, stupid! She's so cweamy!”
• Shows no evidence of vice on his well groomed surface, but deep down he possesses them all, indeed, underneath his smooth sheen he is a Mafioso capable of eating the eggs of his fellow.
• Able to land on all waters, adapts, then, easily to a given situation. Knows how to bide his time, to let things just roll on gently down the stream, and when there is danger about he dives and disappears. He is, however, rather slow and somewhat flat-footed.
SUPER COCK
• Shrewd, cocksure and boastful with a proud chest and a pencil moustache. Formidably conceited though well-mannered and eloquent (most of the time). A whistling cock, sweeps back his crest lovingly. A chat-up merchant, a “confirmed” Latin lover but who falls asleep when the moment comes to cock his leg over!
• Domineering nature, extravagant and jovial whose mood changes like the wind. Gets easily flustered. Devilishly good-looking, a true Latin-type sportsman, a champion of cheating who gets uptight when someone plays a dirty trick on him. In fact he can't stand losing and stomps about when he does.
• Well dressed and loud-mouthed, loves being the centre of attention. Likes to put on a show, for example, when taking a shot at something he will ceremoniously hold out a finger to test the wind direction.
• He is a know-all, knows everything, has done everything... Convinced of his own judgement and his word is final. If he finds a chick handsome, then she is handsome, if he considers her to be an ugly duckling then that's what she is, and if anyone thinks otherwise then they are “damned stupid!”
• Takes Kenny under his wing to make a male chauvinist pig out of him like his good self.
SUPER TURKEY ROOSTER
• Conniving, treacherous and grouchy, always mumbling to himself in a Palestinian or Turkish accent.
• A mean little turkey, he will snarl between his beak. Cynical, tempestuous, sporadic and highly-strung. Rubs his hands mischievously in expectation of a victim to fall into his trap which invariably doesn't work. Bitter, has an attitude problem, thinks the whole world is against him.
• A sardonic short-ass, a scrounging miserable miser who would take the last crumb from a beggar.
• The kind who puts a damper on a celebration, especially Thanks Giving and Christmas which are against his religion anyway. Makes himself as unappealing as possible and goes on a diet before and during the festivities. If anyone encourages him to eat up he will look up at them with a dirty look full of distrust.
• Keen-eyed, constantly watches his butt for fear of getting stuffed. Stands defiant while scuffing and scratching the ground “I'm watchin' ya, you keep back, there ain't no body gonna lay the law down on me, bud!” But he is impotent, indeed his claws are rounded, he is then incapable of carrying out his threats which makes him even angrier “Braahhhhh!”
• Vicious and frustrated, hasn't had a good lay for donkey's years, suffers from outbreaks of acne through keeping his sexual drive pent up. Is scabby, full of fleas and annoying habits like scratching, spitting, winking, twitching, stamping feet. His thoughts all come in one explosive block making him erratic, chaotic, ferocious and heedless.
SUPER RABBIT
• A hyperactive daredevil bunny, nimble, ready and willing. A smelly rabbit, hates to be clean, water petrifies him. If ever he gets a dunking he feels disgusted and has to quickly find a mucky place to roll in, with Piggy for example.
• A crafty, cheeky smart alec, will have a go at anything once : drinking, glue-sniffing… Gets spaced out on wheat or barley stems and freaked out with the various fertilisers.
• Grungy and gregarious, a chatterbox with an excellent sense of hearing, he is in the know about all the tittle-tattle. Nice to everybody but really would love to see them all come a cropper. An irresistible rascal who will send Piggy off on a mischievous wild goose chase and then sanctimoniously console him when he gets reprimanded…”
• A shit stirrer, an effusive Jack the lad and practical joker who is capable of pulling carrots from a hat and who particularly likes putting naughty thoughts in another's mind, for example :“we could always have ourselves a good mutton stew, couldn't we, Piggy?!” he will say in the presence of Super Sheep. An instigator of vice, would leave a dirty magazine lying around and hide to watch someone pick it up.
• He is prey to sudden urges which he feels he has to relieve to maintain his inner balance. Will torture chickens, sadistically twisting their necks to see how they “sing” or to find out if they will lay any quicker. Will shear Super Sheep to find out if he is black all over!
• A funny bunny, unpredictable, gets that irresistible mischievous glint in his eye whenever he's about to do something naughty. A hedonist whose main goal in life is to be entertained no matter how and whatever the price, every pleasure is nice! He will use every means (good or bad) to quench his thirst for amusement. He is the kind of guy who, having first noticed a manhole slightly uncovered, would sit himself down innocently and wait for that little old lady to come tottering along and go arse over tit!
• He senses trouble and is able to quickly hop it when something is about to go wrong.
SUPER SHEEP
• He is self-centred, instinctively dastardly, squeamish and scared of water and things that move fast in general. Will at all costs prefer to steer away from danger and is fearful of persecution. Has bags under his eyes due to general worry, is a pessimist for whom nothing goes right. Can't stand the cold, gets goose pimples at the mere thought of all the traps.
• A disenchanted yuppie who, as a young lamb was over pampered, raised in a cocoon, and consequently nothing interests him except the promise of a warm bed where he may escape from the trouble and strife of the world at large.
• Takes hormone tablets to stay young looking. But he is no longer the loveable spring lamb, rather a repulsive shaggy sheep whose fleece is itchy and matted and who suffers from piles (flies buzz around his hind quarters). Consequently, he tends to squeeze in his buttocks when standing around for any length of time.
• A schizophrenic, a product of the modern world (cloning), who has been left to fester like a smelly woollen sock.
• A hypochondriac subject to bouts of fatigue who takes tranquillisers to give himself a boost. Is consequently now an extrovert now a manic-depressive.
• Would do absolutely anything for his special “food mix” (fix), would even sell his own granny, if he had one… However, after his mix his worries and inhibitions disappear, he then becomes laid back and open-minded. Is sexually depraved though passively so, and indifferently lets others help themselves…
• A masochist with a penchant for women's underwear, he is effeminate with a voice as small as a goat's. Good at knitting and when pepped up, likes aerobics (though tires quickly) and becomes the life and soul of the party.
• Doesn't run very fast, hates the sheep-dip though is an excellent shot and a good jumper.