My Preciousssssss !!!

[mugendo]

Hey, you there…..don’t just stand there, throw me some cats.
Huh !!!
Cats man……you just stomped that bunch of …what are they ?..
I call them Wallawumpas ?
They kicked my butt and you just cut through them to rez me, so you must be high level
Sure…..high enough to let me survive this area
Well….why won’t you give me some cats then..afraid I will catch up with you ?
Erm…ooookkkkaaayyyy, sure
It took me forever to level on noobland, and I was told to get my ass here where everyone cat levels.
Well I have been here since the dawn of Jenna and…..
Look man, are you gonna give me cats or not FFS
Well we do own an outpost and have spare cats for….
WTF man….I cant do OP yet I have only been here two week and I know level 100s like me get their butts handed to them
That is quite an achievement in such a short time
It sucks man…you cant do jack without 250 skills
Ah….skills, they are something you learn, levels won’t help you much there
What you talking about U NUB…
Well the creatures I saved you from are non aggro…and I am ‘only’ level 90


Remember Folks…
"THE ONLY CATS YOU SHOULD MESS WITH ARE SUNCE"…

Hope Sunce sees the funny side to the punchline

[nstotler]

made me chuckle at least

[gillest]

That was not even a second meant as an offense but rather as a compliment (can do yes) but the yellow guy.... He met DT at the time
Just for the cold placid statement ..
Apologies for not remembering the exact english word i wanted to use: stand by in playing but made sure i had some stinga rum in the cellar to hold till me next meeting with tryker smugglers

[viper579]

lol reminds me of the guy who was higher level than me, and couldnt grasp that sap heal was important for tanks to have. that along with the fact he wanted to take 3 cloppers at once with a lvl 70 healer.

[acridiel]

Very good Mugendo
As always

Acridiel

[fiach]

Nice! I had a great chuckle at that, was kinda hoping it was fiction.....but then again, life is stranger than.....umm fiction, Thanks

[raisrev1]

Funny as heck, thou I know too many of the Red guy....

[kalindra]

Nice one ! But the red guy is so rude I would have let him die. There is no place on Atys for people that show so much lack of respect, even to the person who just saved their live. They can feed the cloppers as far as I care.

But anyone who is nice and poilte enough, I'd take the risk of going for a Rez and probably call for support if I'm not able to make it. And cats ? Yes, they make you level faster ; no, they don't show you HOW to use your skills to survive on Atys.

But nice one, Mugendo. People should learn that please, thanks and welcome are still words that still exist. And I'm SO glad that the NOOBS like the red one are not so numerous.